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When the popular Ponzi scheme, MMM crashed in Nigeria few years ago, the Nigerian Deposit Insurance Corporation, NDIC, ‎estimated that three million Nigerians who were participants in the scheme suffered a huge financial loss to the tune of 18billion naira. Some were said to have either committed suicide or contemplated it. After the crash of MMM, I concluded that no Ponzi scheme will ever thrive in Nigeria again because we have learnt our lessons and we know better. I was very wrong. Apparently, the greatest and only lesson people gleaned from their loss in the MMM Ponzi is “cash in early and cash out early”.

There’s a new guy in town and I only learnt of it last week. A week earlier, I received a WhatsApp broadcast message from a relative which read “XYZ (relative’s name) Loom 1000 to get 8000. Follow this link to join my WhatsApp group:” I glossed over the invite and completely ignored it because it didn’t make sense to me. 800% return on investment in less than 24 hours? It’s ridiculous and obviously Ponzi. It wasn’t long before I discovered on social media that actually there’s a new guy in town known as Loom Money Nigeria. I also discovered that many Nigerians, some of whom I know have already embraced the scheme with both arms. Everyone targeting to cash in early and cash out early. Everyone acknowledging the scheme will collapse but they will make sure they won’t be on the losing side.

My dear friend, let’s not kid ourselves, what is bad is bad and Ponzi is bad. Wikipedia defines Ponzi scheme as a form of fraud that lures investors and pays profits to earlier investors with funds from more recent investors. The scheme leads victims to believe that profits are coming from product sales or other means, and they remain unaware that other investors are the source of funds. It is a form of fraud, there’s nothing good about it. I know there’s poverty in the land, our country Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world but there are legitimate ways to invest money that will guarantee returns, peace of mind and a clear conscience. Someone will read the last line and ask in Nigerian parlance, “Who clear conscience epp (help)?” My answer: everyone. As Eraldo Banovac said “Wealth and power aren’t the most important things in life. What is truly important is to have a clear conscience.”

How will you sleep at night knowing that you invited family and friends to a scheme that is bound to fail just so that you can make your own money? In an actual business, all parties gain and if there are losses, all parties share in the loss. In a Ponzi, somebody must be the mugua, someone must be on the losing side. Every new comer in a Ponzi scheme is a potential loser and there’s no way of knowing when the crash will occur. At the time MMM Nigeria Ponzi crashed in December 2016, the ‘experts’ in the scheme had projected that it will take another year or two for it to crash. They were terribly wrong.

Lastly, here are a few questions you can ask to help you tell whether an investment opportunity is genuine or not:

How does the business make money?
In other words, what’s the business selling? What’s the product? What service is being rendered? Businesses don’t conjure up money and they don’t rob Peter to pay Paul. A genuine business or investment opportunity has a product or service that people pay for.

Is there an urgency about the business?
You hear things thing like invest now or nothing. This is a red flag. It’s your money, before you part with it, do your due diligence no matter how long it takes you. I’m not suggesting you engage in analysis that leads to paralysis but please take your time. If you lose your money, wetin you gain?b (That’s on a lighter note)

Is it complicated?
If you can’t explain in clear terms what the business is all about, that’s a red flag. Can you explain the business to your grandmother for her to understand without having headache?

In all, please be cautious. Quick gain does not pay. The wisest king that ever lived said it this way “Wealth from get-rich-quick schemes quickly disappears; wealth from hard work grows over time”c. If you are looking for good investments that will grow over time, read my article Good News! Bad News!

a – mugu is a Nigerian Pidgin term which means fool.
b – A line from a Nigerian song by Victor AD
c – Proverbs 13:11

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  1. Agunwah Chinelo says:

    “loom is doom” good article

  2. Chidera Omenoke says:

    This article is good as a timely awakening…

  3. Jenipher says:

    People must be prepared to face the consequences of their actions.
    There will always be losers in this loom business.

  4. Kate says:

    Well said dear. I know of a supposed pastor advising people to join loom with his link. I was flabbergasted.

    Thank you for this article. I hope people will learn.

  5. Philips ok says:

    Nice article.

    The unfortunate thing is that Nigerians like to learn in a very hard manner.

    Good luck to them all. It’s only a stubborn fly that follows a corpse to the grave.

  6. Chukwuma Chinedu says:

    A note of warning for those driven by avarice.

  7. Umoh Inyene Michael says:

    Nice one father. Wisdom

  8. Montee says:

    Still our bane… Get rich quick schemes. I have always maintained that if it’s not an organic business that can be seen, then it’s not worth my thinking about it. Reminds me of what the water of Hebrews said “…they who through faith and PATIENCE..”.
    Thank you boss

  9. Azike Olise_baba says:

    Loom is an accident waiting to happen.. A word is enough for the wise

  10. Njideka says:

    Hmmmmmmm, looming danger!
    Apparently in Nigeria a word isn’t enough for the “wise”….
    Thanks Chuma, nice article!

  11. Chloe Eziashi says:

    Some people have even started losing sef. I don’t expect anybody to come and cry when it finally crashes. I want to assume that based on the history of ponzi those who are in it are ready to bear the loses when it finally crashes. Nice one Papae.

  12. Sunday Ani says:

    I did not even hear about this loom money until I read this article, because if you’re not showing me what you’re selling I don’t listen to you even if you’re my friend. Thanks Mr Chuma.

  13. Jesse says:

    I Like the title never thought it was going to be about loom, What beats me is those who are self aware and are supposed knowledgeable are those who are proprietors of these loom awon cash out early gang, myself i have received about 15 invites including phone calls persuading me to join their loom and each time i take out time to explain the dangers and why it is inappropriate for those who care to listen we must do better as individual and avoid these schemes

    • Chukwuma says:

      You are a good man for taking time to explain to them. God bless you bro and thanks a lot for reading.

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